Tasteful Dick Pics (w/ Jermaine Fowler)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 30 June 2023
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
Comedian & actor Jermaine Fowler (The Blackening) joins Nicole to reminisce on their time working on Guy/Girl Code, his joy of being a unexpected father, and discusses what makes a great dick pic. Nicole is now horny for them, but before you go sliding one into her DMs, she shares her criteria on how to take a tasteful pic.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:14.0 | Please tell me why. |
| 0:18.0 | Oh baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me? |
| 0:27.0 | A podcast for medical buyers exploring love. |
| 0:31.0 | I was trying to figure out why I'm single, but guess what? |
| 0:34.0 | There's been no answers in six years. |
| 0:36.0 | My guest is a comedian and actor that you know from coming to America. |
| 0:41.0 | Sorry to bother you, the drop and guy code. |
| 0:45.0 | He now stars in the bo-b-a-na-ng! |
| 0:48.0 | Now, plug in theaters. |
| 0:50.0 | Put your little virtual hands together for... |
| 0:52.0 | B-t-na-b-b-b-a-na-ng! |
| 0:55.0 | Fowler! |
| 0:57.0 | What up, Cole? |
| 0:59.0 | Jermaine, how are you? |
| 1:00.0 | I haven't seen you in so fucking long. |
| 1:03.0 | No, the last time I saw you was in a comedy show. |
| 1:05.0 | You killed it. |
| 1:06.0 | Wait, no. |
| 1:08.0 | The last time we saw each other was at a game show. |
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