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Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

Date, Comedy, Relationship, Single, Raya, Therapy, Dating, Couples, Hookups, Romance, Bumble, Dating Apps, Comedy Interviews, Love, Relationships, Nicole Byer, Health & Fitness, Sex, Advice, Encounters, Tinder, Interview, Sexuality, Podcast, Hookup, Stories, Interviews, Society & Culture

4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2023

⏱️ 42 minutes

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please, tell me why!
0:18.0	Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me?
0:27.0	A podcast from me and a co-vier was exploring why I'm still single, but five years later it's been unanswered.
0:35.0	So, I'm just exploring love and relationships and trying to get some advice on the way.
0:44.0	My guest today is a hilarious comedian who has once named one of a variety's Dopt and Gomic Stoge.
0:52.0	He could be seen and Netflix queer stand-up special, stand out and the comedy lineup and performing to sold out crowds all over this beautiful planet.
1:04.0	What is this egg?
1:06.0	He has a new special hair plugs in heartache is now available on YouTube.
1:14.0	I'm thrilled he's returning to the podcast. He's my good friend.
1:23.0	What good is sitting alone in your room?
1:27.0	I was March 2020 sitting alone in my room. It's Mateo Loo!
1:35.0	Thank you! Oh my god Nicole, look at it.
1:39.0	I bought Mateo.
1:42.0	I love this shirt. Nicole, look.
1:47.0	I bought Mateo. A present. It is a sweat shirt.
1:50.0	I'm wearing it today. You are.
1:52.0	Yeah, he smells good. Oh my god, thank you.
1:54.0	I washed it. I bought it from Deepop and it is a little crop sweatshirt that says pasta.
2:01.0	And then there's three guineas.
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