Nicole Wins an Orgasm Contest (w/ Matteo Lane)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 7 July 2023
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
Comedian and friend Matteo Lane returns to the podcast! They reminisce about his love life since his last episode, getting kicked off Grindr and Tinder for "catfishing" as himself, and why men are intimidated by successful women. Nicole wins the orgasm contest at the Thunder from Down Under Vegas show. Matteo hooks up with a dancer from Magic Mike. Plus, a whole lot more.
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:14.0 | Please, tell me why! |
| 0:18.0 | Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me? |
| 0:27.0 | A podcast from me and a co-vier was exploring why I'm still single, but five years later it's been unanswered. |
| 0:35.0 | So, I'm just exploring love and relationships and trying to get some advice on the way. |
| 0:44.0 | My guest today is a hilarious comedian who has once named one of a variety's Dopt and Gomic Stoge. |
| 0:52.0 | He could be seen and Netflix queer stand-up special, stand out and the comedy lineup and performing to sold out crowds all over this beautiful planet. |
| 1:04.0 | What is this egg? |
| 1:06.0 | He has a new special hair plugs in heartache is now available on YouTube. |
| 1:14.0 | I'm thrilled he's returning to the podcast. He's my good friend. |
| 1:23.0 | What good is sitting alone in your room? |
| 1:27.0 | I was March 2020 sitting alone in my room. It's Mateo Loo! |
| 1:35.0 | Thank you! Oh my god Nicole, look at it. |
| 1:39.0 | I bought Mateo. |
| 1:42.0 | I love this shirt. Nicole, look. |
| 1:47.0 | I bought Mateo. A present. It is a sweat shirt. |
| 1:50.0 | I'm wearing it today. You are. |
| 1:52.0 | Yeah, he smells good. Oh my god, thank you. |
| 1:54.0 | I washed it. I bought it from Deepop and it is a little crop sweatshirt that says pasta. |
| 2:01.0 | And then there's three guineas. |
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