Tarred With the Kurtwood Smith Brush (Lower Decks S4E3)
Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed
Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 15 September 2023
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
When the Cerritos gets a mission to install an overdue software update, Captain Freeman’s reboot puts everyone on the ring world at risk. But when boss Boimler becomes a control freak about his first away mission as commander, the rest of the Betas start Home Alone-ing Lt. Dirkhead. How many plot holes are in the isolinear chip junction room? Where do you go when you’re Inner Lighted? Why wouldn’t the catman be a good roommate? It’s the episode where big-teeth Ransom continuity was not preserved!
Music by Adam Ragusea
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