He is not human, he is like a machine

Making more podcasts than you've ever seen

He was never programmed for a wife

Because the show is the extent of his social life

It's the Terran show

The Terran show

Don't ask if he's single

You already know

Because it's the Terran show.

A simple name for a simple guy with a simple face. It's the Terran show.

Hello everyone, and welcome to The Terran Show. I have a very, very special guest for you this month.

We're doing monthly episodes now, that's how it's working. And I'm very, very special guest for you this month. We're doing monthly episodes now. That's how it's

working. And I'm very, very excited for the podcast today because I have with me one of my all-time

favorites from Big Brother. It's, it's Brittany Haynes. How you doing, Brittany? I'm doing great. Thanks

for having me. Very excited to have you on.

So, you know, you have been, Brittany Haynes, obviously, from Big Brother 12 and Big Brother 14 and the

amazing race and many other accomplishments, I imagine.

Actually, that's it.

That's actually all.

That's, okay, never mind.

That's all she's done.

I apologize.

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