He is not human, he is like a machine

Making more podcasts than you've ever seen

He was never programmed for a life

Because the show is the extent of his social life

It's the Terran show

The Terran show

Don't ask if he's single

You already know because it's the Terran show.

A simple name for a simple guy with a simple face. It's the Terran show.

Hello everyone and welcome to the Terran show. I am back. It's been a little while. We've been busy with Big Brother, but I've been wanting to get

this back on a regular schedule, and I cannot think of a better way to kick off the grand

return than an interview with the great Dan Giesling. Everyone knows I've been wanting to talk to Dan for a while.

He is, in my opinion, the greatest Big Brother player to ever play the game. And I'm sure he has a lot to

say about a lot of things. So I'm very, very excited to bring you my interview with Dan Giesling. It's here.

I've got, I've got this guy on the line, somebody that I think a lot of people have been waiting

for for a very long time. I am here with Dan Giesling. How you doing, Dan?

Hey, I'm excellent. A lot of people. What about you?

Well, obviously me. I mean, when I conceived of this podcast, you were basically the top

name that I wanted to talk to. Basically, I mean, when you reached out, you're like, hey,

you're the number one person I wanted the show.

And I'm like, I guess I have to do it.

Now, I'm just playing with it.

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