Summary
Can you figure out who's lying about tap dancing?
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| 0:00.0 | Two people claim to know everything about something, but only one knows anything. |
| 0:07.0 | Cazidette Roosevelt, wore an anti-gravity bell, dinosaurs had two brains. |
| 0:12.0 | Lucky kids live on Mars and go to school and flying cars, or at least they will one day. |
| 0:17.0 | Believe me, I'm a historian, an astronaut or drive a DeLorean, would I lie? |
| 0:23.6 | It's hard to say |
| 0:25.6 | The Big Fifth! |
| 0:26.6 | Can he spot the lie? |
| 0:28.6 | The Big Fifth! |
| 0:29.6 | Some pigs can buy |
| 0:31.6 | But if you ask me why, can you trust the answer. |
| 0:35.6 | Ah, the Big Fifth! From Buffalo, New York, this is The Big Fib. |
| 0:42.2 | And now here's your host, Deborah Goldstein. |
| 0:48.1 | Welcome to the Big Fib, the game show where kids choose between the percussive and syncopated musicality of truth |
| 0:55.3 | and the dull and flappy cramp roll of lies. |
| 1:01.7 | I'm your host, Deborah Goldstein, and in the studio today is our sound effects robot Lisa, |
| 1:06.6 | whose name stands for Live in Studio Audience. |
| 1:14.7 | Excuse me. |
| 1:18.7 | I am just pretty tired today, Deborah. |
| 1:21.6 | The smoke alarms kept me up all night. |
| 1:24.8 | Oh, was it time to change the batteries? |
| 1:28.1 | Why do they always start chirping in the middle of the night like that? |
| 1:35.1 | What? Oh, no. I change the batteries every six months when you humans arbitrarily change the times by an hour. |
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