The Big Fib!

That's now our name.

The Big Fib!

Show's still the same.

The Big Fib!

Let's play the game.

The Big Fid!

We're still on fire, busting liars.

But now, the Big Fib!

From Borgman, Ohio.

This is The Big Fib!

And now here's your host, Deborah, the Big Fib, Goldstein.

Welcome to The Big Fib, the game show where kids choose between the super gnarly and steazy

mega ramp of truth and the sketchy delamination of lies. I'm your host, Deborah Goldstein, and in the

studio today is our sound effects robot Lisa,

which stands for live in studio audience. I see your true colors, and that's why I love you. So don't be a friend.

Lisa, Lisa, what are you doing? Because your true colors are beautiful. Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, take off your headphones. Huh? Oh, oh, these? Yeah, yeah, sorry. I appreciate that you want to listen to your music, but we kind of have a show to do. Uh, yeah. My bad. I just got so swept up in the song. Sure, sure. I get it. True

Colors, a great song with a wonderful message about being proud of who you are and inner beauty.

Sure. Exactly, Deborah. I love the line. Your true colors are beautiful as potatoes.

Oh, no, no, no. The line is, your true colors are beautiful as a rainbow. A rainbow?

That doesn't make any sense, Debra. What's so beautiful about a rainbow? Potatoes are, they're so

magnificent on the shaping and naughty and brown, and you can make french fries out of them. I just don't know why you wouldn't sing about the beauty of potatoes. And why you wouldn't be proud to say, I yam what I am. Get it? No. Okay, not important. Anyway, how about we move on and you tell us how our game works? Oh, I get it. Like a yam, like a potato. Good one, Deborah. Okay,

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