Whoa! What's up, dudes? How you doing? Oh, I forgot. We have a podcast record now. You've caught me in the middle of a bit of a sticky situation. I'm actually in a surf competition in California, yay. And my nemesis buzz Kool-Aid is trying to beat me in a battle of the surf.

Here's the thing, folks, we're not battling for money.

We're not even battling for a smooth malt milkshake.

No, we're battling for the heart of my beloved Mildred.

The most beautiful girl in the 50s high school we both go to, even though we're in our...

No, we're also high schoolers, let's not make it creepy. Whoa, I'm catching a big crest of a wave.

And oh no, I'm going to fall off. But whoa, I was pushed back on my board by a friendly dolphin.

This is a truly spectacular and incredibly visual experience I'm

having right now and I hope the sounds of my voice and a sweet clang and swoosh of the ocean.

Oh, he's got the brain of a poet. Is all you need to picture this incredible American scene.

Gatsukes. I'm going to hang ten on these gnarly waves,

and then we can start the show and have a rave. Welcome to YouTube and use the podcast.

Yes, welcome back everybody. My name is Benedict Townsend. It's wonderful to be here with you once again, audially, not visually, on this very podcast, the only YouTube focus podcast in the world. I keep saying to people, surely there's some money in this. Surely this is something people are interested in. People say, no, Ben, there's only one, yours.

For us to make a rival show, that would be heresy.

That would be witchcraft, and we would be burned at the stake, and we would deserve it.

And I have to laugh and say, you would.

You really, really would.

It's great to be back with you. If you haven't already, maybe consider subscribing to the show. Maybe consider following the show.

It is, of course, the best way to get brand new episodes of the show.

So it's kind of like, why wouldn't you do it?

You know what I mean?

You kind of have to be something of a, well, kind of something of a dunderhead,

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