In today's episode, a story about a kid who can speak with dogs? That can't be right. Let's get into it.

L.O.L. Storytime. Truly not a boring time.

Have a snack and you'll be fine. Follow the whole storyline.

L.O.L. Storytime. Make you laugh at least one time. Hello story time.

This is the story of the words that come out of our mouths.

And I'm not talking about the rude words.

Shame on you.

I'm talking about all the words that come out of our mouths.

Which I suppose also includes the rude words.

So I guess you win.

Oliver was a boy who could speak more than one language. He was fluent in both English and

Spanish. His friends, however, could only speak one language, and at best maybe five words in a second

language. Everyone always seemed so impressed that Oliver could speak two languages. They were always making such a big deal out of it.

Hey, did you know my friend Oliver can speak two different languages?

Wow, that's really something. But he probably only knows five words in the second language, right?

Nope. My friend Oliver knows all the words in both languages.

It didn't seem like a big deal to Oliver. He'd been speaking two languages since he first

learned to talk. So to him, it just felt normal. But to his friends, it was like he was some kind

of super genius. Hey, Oliver, show my cousin here what you can do. Say some stuff.

Being asked to say some stuff happened to Oliver quite a lot, so much so that he had many

times considered preparing a short script he could recite any time he was put on the spot like

this. Uh, well, what would you like me to say? He would usually have to ask. I don't know. Some stuff. Just say anything. My cousin's going to love it. But no matter what Oliver would come up with, it was never actually what they wanted to hear. How about you just tell us how to say farty McFart Pants? Oh, and what's the word for bum crack?

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