Rub-a-Dub-Dub - A Funny Story for Kids
LOL Storytime - Stories for Kids
Kyle MacKenzie
4.6 • 983 Ratings
🗓️ 8 December 2025
⏱️ 21 minutes
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In this silly story, a boy’s parents are at their wits’ end. Their son absolutely refuses to take a bath. They’ve tried songs, toys, bribes and sticker charts. Nothing works. Their final hope? A desperate call to the Bath Police.
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| 0:00.0 | In today's episode, a story about a kid who refuses to take a bath, even if someone were to offer him a million dollars. |
| 0:10.0 | Let's get into it. |
| 0:12.2 | L.O.L. Storytime. Truly not a boring time. Grab a snack and you'll be fine. Follow the whole storyline. |
| 0:17.9 | L.O.S story time. Make you laugh at least one time. |
| 0:20.6 | Hello L.L Storytime. Make you laugh at least one time. LOL story time. |
| 0:21.6 | This is the story of a kid who had never, ever taken a bath. |
| 0:28.6 | Not a regular bath, not a bubble bath. |
| 0:31.6 | And perhaps it goes without saying, not even a bird bath. |
| 0:34.6 | Wesley didn't do showers either. |
| 0:36.6 | He wanted nothing to do with any of that stuff. |
| 0:40.3 | His poor parents had tried everything, |
| 0:42.8 | but even from the time he was a wee little baby, |
| 0:45.0 | he refused to take a bath. |
| 0:47.1 | He would scream and thrash his itty-bitty baby legs |
| 0:50.2 | and his teeny tiny baby arms. |
| 0:52.9 | All of the twisting and flailing made his parents worry they might drop him, |
| 0:56.0 | so they always gave up. |
| 0:58.3 | It didn't get any easier as he grew older either. |
| 1:01.0 | When he was a toddler, his anti-bath temper tantrums were out of control. |
| 1:05.2 | One time while being carried to the tub, |
| 1:07.1 | he grabbed a hold of a towel rack and held on for dear life. |
| 1:10.4 | I'm not going in that tub. |
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