Talking Simpsons - The Ziff Who Came to Dinner With Chris Cabin

Talking Simpsons

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4.3 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2025

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

"This guy's the one what done the thing that why you're here for! I'm talking malfeasance here!" - Moe Szyslak

Disgraced internet billionaire Artie Ziff returns as a rafter-sucking attic-dweller who eventually finds himself consensually living in the same home with Marge—his former flame. But when Homer ends up taking the blame for Ziff's many crimes against investors, the latter finds he only needs a little hot Bouvier loving to do the right thing.

Our guest: Chris Cabin from We Hate Movies

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0:00.0	This podcast is brought to you by patreon.com slash talking Simpsons.
0:05.2	Head there to check out exclusive podcasts like Talking Futurama, Talk King of the Hill,
0:09.9	The What a Cartoon movie podcast, and tons more.
0:17.5	I heartily endorse this event or product.
0:31.8	Music I heartily endorse this event or product. Ahoy, hoy, everybody, and welcome to Talking Simpsons, the podcast with brains and a musky smell.
0:37.0	I'm one of your host, the Stumbling, Bumbling Boo, Bob Mackie, and this is our chronological exploration of the Simpsons,
0:42.3	who is here with me today, as always.
0:44.1	Henry Gilbert, and I would stop, but I love the sound of my voice.
0:48.0	And who is our special guest on the line?
0:50.1	Wild Dingleberry Chris Cabin.
0:52.7	And this week's episode is The Ziff who came to dinner.
0:57.0	Hello, Simpsons.
0:58.7	Hardy Ziff!
1:00.4	None other.
1:01.8	I've been hiding in your attic.
1:03.8	Living off the moisture I can suck from the rafters.
1:07.3	This episode originally aired on March 14th, 2004.
1:15.1	And as always, Henry will tell us what happened on this mythical day in real world history.
1:18.9	Oh, my God!
1:20.2	Oh, boy, Bobby.
1:24.6	Yeah, by Usher featuring Lil Jon and Ludacris tops the Billboard charts.
1:29.4	UPN airs the horrible cartoon game over, and the Passion of the Christ continues to stand atop the box office onto being a record setter of R-rated
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