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🗓️ 14 May 2025
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"Silly customer! You cannot hurt a Twinkie!" - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Apu receives a well-deserved spiritual depantsing when he knowingly sells Homer tainted meat and ends up in the unemployment line. But with the help of his oafish friend, and benevolent Hollywood superstar James Woods, he may find himself back in the good graces of the Kwik-E-Mart corporation.
Our guest: Mike Mitchell, co-host of the Doughboys podcast
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0:32.0 | Music I heartily endorse this event or product. Ahoy, hoy, everybody, and welcome to Talking Simpsons, the podcast that can see through time. |
0:37.2 | I'm one of your host, the former pathetic single man, Bob Mackie, |
0:40.0 | and this is our chronological exploration of the Simpsons, who is here with me today, as always. |
0:44.6 | Henry Gilbert, aka the cantankerous old geezer. |
0:48.3 | And who is our special guest on the line? |
0:50.4 | Mike Mitchell, podcasting, that's your job. |
0:54.0 | I was trying to remember something from the episode. |
0:58.9 | And this week's episode is Homer and Apu. |
1:03.3 | I need $1.29 stamp. |
1:05.4 | That's a $1.85. |
1:07.4 | I want $2 with a gas, please. |
1:08.8 | $4.20. |
1:10.0 | How much is your petty candy? |
1:12.4 | Surprisingly expensive. |
1:14.1 | This episode originally aired on February 10th, 1994, and as always, Henry will tell us what |
1:18.6 | happened on this mythical day in real world history. |
1:23.3 | Oh, my God! |
1:25.3 | Oh, boy, Bobby, Viacom acquires Paramount for $10 billion. |
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