Talking Simpsons - Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade

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🗓️ 19 July 2023

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

This week we're reaching the end of production season 13/starting broadcast season 14 with a tale spurred on by hate of reality TV (not to be confused with the three other eps just like it). This time Bart loses his mind from TV overload and gets sent to third grade to join the advancing Lisa. Turns out they adjust to it differently in a plot that brings us back to Capital City with some returning season 2 stars. All that, plus robot history, googling Japanese pronunciation, and a couple of fart jokes in a weird episode!

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0:00.0	This podcast is brought to you by patreon.com slash talking simpsons.
0:05.1	Head there to check out exclusive podcasts like Talking Futurama, Talking of the Hill,
0:09.7	The Water Cartoon Movie Podcast, and tons more.
0:30.0	Ahoihoi everybody and welcome to Talking Simpsons where dogs eat barf solely on Wednesday.
0:36.7	I'm one of your hosts, the Emperor of last year Bob Mackie, and this is our chronological
0:40.5	exploration of the Simpsons, who is here with me today as always.
0:44.0	The world I grew to be in is gone, it's Henry Gilbert.
0:47.6	And this week's episode is Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Raid.
0:52.3	In the Lord said, let there be crap.
0:55.3	This episode originally aired on November 17th, 2002, and as always, Henry will tell us
1:00.0	what happened on this mythical day in real-world history.
1:02.5	Oh my god!
1:06.3	Oh boy Bobby, UN weapons inspectors return to Iraq for the first time in almost four years.
1:11.2	Michael Jackson dangles his son blanket over a balcony, and matching the theme of the first
1:17.3	act of this episode, the season 2 finale of The Bachelor gets more than double the ratings of
1:23.0	this episode of The Simpsons.
1:24.8	You know, Henry, you're the history monger of these podcasts.
1:27.6	I'm going to request no more Iraq war or Afghanistan war updates, because there's one
1:32.1	every episode for at least like three years now, right?
1:35.3	See, there could be.
1:36.4	Yes, yeah, okay.
1:37.5	It's not your fault, it's America's fault for doing this, but I have nothing left to say.
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