4.3 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 12 July 2023
⏱️ 118 minutes
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The Talking Simpsons Network is taking a week off, so to fill the content gap, we've decided to post an episode of our Patreon-exclusive Talking Futurama podcast miniseries! If you like this episode and want to hear the rest (with more to come every month), head over to Patreon.com/TalkingSimpsons and sign up at the $5 level. Once you do, you'll have immediate access to all of our limited miniseries, covering animated shows like Futurama, Mission Hill, The Critic, and Batman: The Animated Series. So visit Patreon.com/TalkingSimpsons and sign up today!
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0:00.0 | Once again, television is giving me a reason to live! |
0:03.6 | Good news everyone, it's Talking Futurama, where existing is basically all we do. |
0:16.0 | I'm your host at the Lux Gas Princess Bob Mackie, and this is the Talking Sims and Patreons, |
0:20.0 | Chronological Exploration of Futurama, who's here with me today as always. |
0:23.6 | Hey it's Andrew Gilbert, and you ever feel like you're only going with girls because you're supposed to? |
0:28.3 | And who's our special guest today in person? |
0:30.4 | Hey, I'm taking a break from making a pot roast, it's Nina Matimoto. |
0:34.2 | That's right, and this month's episode is Roswell, that ends well. |
0:38.4 | Hey, which crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about? |
0:41.5 | This episode originally aired on December 9th, 2001, and as always, |
0:45.3 | Henry will tell us what happened on this mythical day in real-world history. |
0:49.7 | Welcome to the world of tomorrow! |
0:52.9 | Good news Bobby, skipping Christmas is number one on the New York Times bestsellers list. |
0:58.0 | Mortal Kombat Advance is released to terrible reviews on the GBA, |
1:01.9 | and meanwhile Jack and Dexter is doing much better on the PlayStation 2. |
1:06.1 | So skipping Christmas was just part of the war on Christmas, the initial shots fired. |
1:10.2 | It was about taking Christmas off and going and relaxing somewhere instead of like making a big |
1:17.1 | to-do for it, but then their whole town won't let them skip Christmas, and so they forced them to |
1:22.6 | celebrate Christmas. And yes, it did turn into the film Christmas with the cranks, |
1:26.8 | starring Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis. |
1:29.2 | Not to be confused with Deck the Halls, the Matthew Brodrick Danny DeVito film. |
1:34.2 | I've heard on the podcast how to this get made, that's where Matthew Brodrick's soul died. |
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