Talking Frog (w/ Dusty Slay)

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2025

⏱️ 94 minutes

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0:00.0	There was these two old men, they were sitting in a boat.
0:02.1	This frog jumped up in the boat, and the frog goes, if you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess and fulfill all your fantasies. And the guy reached over, picked up the frog, put it in his pocket. And the other guy goes, didn't you hear that frog? Said if you kiss it, it'll turn to a beautiful princess and fulfill all your fantasies. He goes, yeah, but at my age of talking frog, it'd do me more good. Hey
0:02.2	Hey and fulfill all your fantasies. He goes, yeah, but at my age, a talking frog would do me more good.
0:30.5	Welcome in, everybody.
0:31.6	What's going on?
0:33.5	Wednesday, I did a different episode.
0:35.1	I do to the Howard Stern voice.
0:36.5	That's a good, like, gravely. What's going on? That's when I do the intro from the side stage. Ladies and gentlemen. I love that you do that. I think that's fun. Everyone's down. Welcome in. It's a Wednesday. For those of you listening, we record this on a Monday. I just got back from a brickyard 400. How to go? Bubba Wallace won.
0:54.9	Oh, yeah. Shouts up Bubba? Controversial. Why? Controversial win. Well, it's not controversial. He actually won a Ferret Square. Okay. Yeah, they had two laps to go, and they had rain in one corner. I mean, it's three miles. Yeah. All right. They went one corner there was rank because everybody in the other corner was like dude, sunny over here.
0:53.5	They were like, they throw the yellow flag. Oh. Caution. You know, sometimes there's like been, I don't want to out NASCAR, but they have like phantom cautions. There's a Ziploc bag that fell onto the, we got to, pretty much we got to line everybody back up and,
1:30.0	is,
1:30.2	are people kind of skeptical about NASCAR like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I know like the FIA and F1 is the same way of reference. Like, you're fixing this like, yeah, oh, there's a crack in the road. Yeah, like, oh, you just want to get everybody back to great race though
1:25.7	nice unbelievable Doug bowls and all the good people out there at the
1:29.0	uh indianapolis Motor Speedway.
1:47.3	Great.
1:48.9	Ladies and gentlemen, I'm off.
1:50.6	I've been keeping on my stand-up fast.
1:52.4	Thank you very much.
1:53.8	Congrats.
1:54.6	Getting back on the road in September, we're doing two comedy clubs.
1:59.7	We're going to coming to Lexingtonington and huntsville the first two weeks
2:04.6	of september and then oh the end of august sorry Vegas Labor Day weekend that's going to be
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