The weather. Tomorrow, expect a... Biting cold front. Mmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching their peak in the afternoon.

Not in the mood for miserable weather.

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I opened the New Testament recently, and within only the first few chapters of Matthew,

I was reminded of how when reading it for myself, I am able to interpret a side of Jesus that I never received from the clergy members or other religious

figures elsewhere when I was growing up. Jesus is not an all-loving, caring person. He's a street

thug, a playground bully, a spoiled daddy's boy walking around threatening people

and using his power to uphold age-old traditions of oppression and subjugation.

When the centurion asks Jesus to heal his sick slave, did Jesus free that slave?

No, he healed the slave so that they could continue being a slave in a life of abuse,

assault, probably sexual assault, and in all likelihood, dying a premature death.

Throughout the gospels, Jesus threatens his own people with eternal fire, tells women their places in the house serving their husbands, and reminds slaves that they should be loyal to their oppressors.

He curses a fig tree for not making ripe fruit. He mercilessly murders a herd of pigs by forcing them off of a cliff into the ocean.

All loving, all knowing, all powerful? No, all mythological. And if you disagree, you should give us a call right now because

the show is about to start. right, folks.

My favorite beat, my favorite theme in the world has just played.

You know what time it is.

1 p.m. Central on Sunday.

Today is November 2nd, 2025.

I am your host today, Jimmy Jr., and I am joined by my friend, the outstanding, the stupendous, the wonderful, objectively, Dan. Objectively, how the heck are you today? I'm doing great. You know, we're going to fix this in a second. I think my video is like way over here. I was like, this is how it started. I was almost off camera. I could just do the whole show like this. It's

that way you don't have to see my face. I thought you were going for like an artistic take.

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