Tales From The Crypt
The Commercial Break
Bryan Green
4.5 • 758 Ratings
🗓️ 14 August 2024
⏱️ 54 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I feel like in my 30s is where I really started to come to terms with who the fuck I actually was. |
| 0:04.4 | And more importantly, who's wronged me? |
| 0:09.9 | That's when I knew I was grown. |
| 0:16.1 | On this episode of the commercial break. |
| 0:19.5 | I'm taking multiple trips, multiple trips. |
| 0:22.0 | We're talking like 40 trips up and down, up and down, trying to get in this elevator. |
| 0:25.5 | It got to one point when the cart was empty. |
| 0:27.7 | I would just lug it down the stairs because I was getting the sick of waiting for the elevator that is as slow as some of the people in the facility. |
| 0:34.0 | I'm like, you don't have to match the speed of the people who live here. |
| 0:37.7 | You can actually go. |
| 0:39.6 | The problem is, I don't. |
| 0:43.1 | It's terrible. |
| 0:44.1 | It's terrible. |
| 0:44.7 | And I know I'm not too far off from one of these places, too. |
| 0:47.3 | So I'm kind of depressed because I'm like, Jesus, just put me out of my misery. |
| 0:52.0 | The next episode of the commercial break starts now. |
| 1:00.0 | Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. |
| 1:03.2 | I'm Brian Green. |
| 1:04.0 | This is my dear friend and co-host of this show, Kristen Joy, holy. |
| 1:07.5 | Best to you, Chris. |
| 1:08.5 | Best to you, Brian. |
| 1:09.8 | Best to you out there in the podcast, Universe. Thanks for us. Although it's a little bit of sadness in my heart today. I feel a little bereft because I don't have any Olympics. Any Olympics to watch. I know. I know. We're just fresh off the closing ceremony. What will we do? I know. What will we do? It was always on all the time. |
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