One thing you can count on me for is to not suffer in silence.

If I'm feeling any sort of way, it could be just off-kilter.

Point one percent, you're going to know about it.

On this episode of the commercial break.

I wish I could go to frat parties and hang out and go to cool concerts and do cool things on campus without all the book stuff or, you know, be taking tests and shit like that.

But I do.

A lot of kids do that their freshman year.

Yeah, of course.

That's freshman year is four.

Yeah, that's why a gap year is never a bad thing, right?

Unless you're like me and you just, the gap here becomes a gap four decades gap life yeah

gap life gap life the next episode of the commercial break starts now oh yeah guys again welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the blueie to my bingo. Kristen Joy, Hohley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. I appreciate it. I'm already missing the Olympics. I know. I'm already missing the Olympics. Everybody has talked to said the same thing. Yeah, because I used to, like, pop open my social media and then I would see all the funny Olympic stuff. Now I pop up in my social media and Elon and Trump are talking. And I'm like, can we bring back the break dancing girl, Raygun? Where's Raygun? Where's Raygun? Where's Raygun when you, or yeah, Big Dick Polvolter? Where's Big Pole guy? I wonder if he's going to take up the offer for him to, what was it, $250,000? Yeah, $250,000 to show his shlong for an hour on some CD-ass website. Hey, I'd do it. Why not? What do you got to be embarrassed about? No. They said you don't have to get, like, they just said you gotta show it for a period of time. Like, show it for at least 15 minutes of the hour or something like that. Just show it. Yeah, very specific deal. Yeah. Just show it and then read all the treacherously dumb comments that come in telling you to do stuff like stick a hot needle in your penis

turns me on no i probably wouldn't do it now i'd do it well not with this penis i wouldn't

but with his penis i would if i could borrow his penis if a i could recreate his penis on my

penis then i do it in a heartbeat of course with my luck the AI would stop working at some point. They're like, oh, oh, Brian deep fake. Oh, a deep dick fake. That's what we need. A deep dick fake of Brian Green. That's all the world needs, as if it isn't confusing enough. Living as Claude to do that. Claude? Yes. It's an AI assistant. Claude. It's not confusing enough. Let me ask Claude to do that. Claude? Yes. It's an AI assistant. Claude. It's such horseshit. It's such horses shit. I mean, the deep fake stuff is not funny. No. It's bad. Yeah. But it's not even particularly good. Like, even when you see photos that it's just clear that it's AI because AI can't quite get it right. I mean, it'll eventually get it right, but it can't quite get it right. So you're still able to determine it. Of course, I did follow on Instagram that girl one time for a year until I realized she was AI. And it said right on the profile, AI. You were checking in on her?

Yeah, I was checking in. What was she doing?

Was she going all over the world?

She was going all over the world for the first six months.

And then for the second six months, it was like she was playing like strip travel.

Like every time she ended up in a new space.

Follow your dreams.

Follow your dreams. Follow your dreams.

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