Taking a week off for the 4th of July
Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures
Travis Swartz
4.9 • 914 Ratings
🗓️ 4 July 2019
⏱️ 15 minutes
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Summary
Hey everybody! We're taking the week off for the 4th of July. Here's a mini episode to get you through the holiday. It's all about fireworks, thunder vests for dogs, Alex's mom's farm and laying eggs. Happy 4th of July! Celebrate safely.
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| 0:00.0 | Speeding. Kevin are you a fire work guy yeah like sure all well not around like the dog |
| 0:17.8 | or you know like if you know I enjoy I enjoy a 4th of July when I wake up and the dog is like |
| 0:26.2 | cowering on my head while I'm trying to sleep because Armageddon is happening outside. |
| 0:33.2 | Not around the dog. |
| 0:35.2 | Yeah, we normally take our dog and we tie her up to a tree right out in the front yard. |
| 0:41.6 | Perfect. Give her about, you know know maybe six inches of rope and then we just five feet from her just go to you know. That's horrifying. You should have your dog take away. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, absolutely that keeps her on her on her paws |
| 1:01.4 | No, but I mean are you you, you know, it's, so hey, everybody, in lieu of a episode. |
| 1:07.4 | We're not having an episode this week. |
| 1:09.8 | We're just having what you're listening to right now which is like an episode. |
| 1:13.2 | Yeah. Fourth of July is on Thursday when we usually release and we're going to be way too |
| 1:17.7 | drunk to release. Oh yeah we're going to be you know because I'm getting |
| 1:21.1 | I'm going to start my fourth of July drinking yesterday |
| 1:24.4 | which was the 30th and so we're like you know Alex brought it to my attention |
| 1:31.3 | because she's a stickler for calendar events and |
| 1:34.7 | holidays. She's like, hey are we going to release on Thursday because it's a |
| 1:38.0 | 4th of July and I thought, oh yeah no no we're're not so we should but we should put out a little mini episode about the 4th of July |
| 1:48.4 | To put out on the 4th of July which is what we're doing and so so but but the question being like if you're |
| 1:54.3 | I'm a guy that likes to see a big fireworks show sure oh yeah right I like to find a |
| 2:00.3 | big fireworks show and I like to be right underneath of it where like where you can feel the explosions because that to me is pretty exciting |
| 2:07.6 | but I'm not I'm not a put on a big show in my driveway. No no no. So in I've been up to Haley, yeah, Idaho, right. And they have a big fireworks |
| 2:18.5 | display for 4th of July. It's awesome. Yeah. Car alarms go off. The ground start shaking. That's how big it's. That's what you want. It's |
| 2:26.0 | a car alarm's not going off. It's not a big enough explosion. Right. You know, they're up there in the |
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