All right, speeding.

So I'm talking to my dad the other day.

Yeah. He went camping up at CJ's strike, which is a reservoir up out of 40 minutes out of Boise or something like that.

It's a parking lot that surrounds a reservoir.

You know, super clean, like it's camping on pavement

last time I was there.

Sure, sure.

We'll get a complaint about that.

I love CJ Strike.

I have nothing against CJ Strike.

My dad loves CJ Strike and he went up there.

My dad doesn't have the internet.

My dad doesn't know how to use a computer. Yeah, nothing. No, he has no internet. He knows nothing about how to use a computer. He has a flip phone that Verizon, Verizon,

Verizon told him at the end of this year will no longer work.

They will no longer be supporting his flip phone.

So he called Verizon and he said,

hey, you know, well, you're no longer going to be supporting my phone, I guess.

And I hate for you got to lose my account.

My dad still lives in a time in his head where he thinks that that Verizon

cares about his account. We don't want to lose the Patterson account.

That's right. Anyway, so my old man, he decides, hey, you know,

I'm going to call and get ahead of this thing.

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