Take these chains from my heart & other tales

Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Step into the confessional for another memorable episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they unravel stories that blend humour with moral dilemmas.

This week, Jason finds himself in hot water after a mix-up at Heathrow turns his holiday homecoming into a tense ordeal for his wife. Then, Reverend Ellie shares a hilarious tale from a funeral service gone awry, while Camille recounts a shocking family secret involving a pet chicken that takes an unexpected twist. Also prepare for giggles with Gloria's embarrassing yet spirited confession about an ill-timed romantic surprise that went terribly wrong .

There's also disruption as Matt brings in donuts and then forget his glasses for the Parish Notice Board.

Expect laughter, spirited debates, and all the chaos you love. Got a confession of your own? Send it to [email protected]!

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0:00.0	Has the side hustle gone all laid back?
0:03.3	Your plan's gone way off track.
0:07.0	Or are the orders flowing, but it's hard to keep going?
0:10.9	It's time to bring the fire back, instead of getting sidetracked.
0:15.4	It's time to crack a Costa.
0:18.9	Side hustle without the struggle.
0:21.8	Try a can or bottle of silky smooth Costa coffee latte today.
0:26.5	Crack a Costa.
0:30.1	A Rayo Original podcast.
0:33.4	Step into our confess all.
0:36.6	We won't tell anyone.
0:38.2	Just the entire nation.
0:40.2	From Greatest Hits Radio, Simon Mayo's Confessions.
0:44.5	It's not another Confessions podcast. Is it another one of the number one best-selling podcast in the world?
0:51.2	Best selling?
0:52.0	Yes, right, okay.
0:53.4	I don't think we sell it. Yeah, people offer money. Do they? No, they do offer me money. They go to the news agents and they say, can I have? They go down the newsagents and I'd like a podcast please. I'll give a five pounds 20 pitt. Yes. Five pounds 20 pins. Yes. Even if you've got a copy of the latest Confessions podcast
1:12.9	because it can't be for free, can't it?
1:15.0	Surely. Wow.
1:17.1	Anyway, today's podcast is brought to you.
1:19.7	If anyone sounds as though they're a little bit,
1:22.7	it's because Matt's brought in donuts.
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