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The Commercial Break

Take 'Em To The Liars Den!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

He’s taking the ladies back to the Lion’s Den…or at least to the car, because sometimes that’s the better option. Bryan & Krissy listen to Adam The Liar’s tips on how to close. We’re rich in QueefCoin Rorschach test Piñata drama Adam The Liar…he’s fighting the War On Men Their special terminology They can’t close! The hazards! Tiddily Tick Tuesdays Spear, Sin, and Lion Just get them drunk an they’ll tell you all their secrets For god’s sake don’t let her sober up! It’s all about the PREP Don’t let her perceive you! That’s a lighting boner Nothing like making your friends clean your house for you Keep your friends close, keep your condoms closer Adam The Liar is staying true to his name LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

I may not be a practicing hoe, but I'm a hoe in spirit.

0:09.6

On this episode of the commercial break, the guy said I lived two and a half hours away from the bar.

0:15.0

You know what I would say?

0:16.0

Go to a...

0:17.0

Yeah, did you set up your music?

0:18.0

You set up your music.

0:20.0

You need to get some candles, put them in your car, light them up, get the music playing, keep the engine running, have a condom, tied to two little strings when you open the door, you slide right into it. Pants down, gone to wrong.

0:38.0

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

0:42.0

The 30 in the morning!

0:44.0

Oh yeah, Cassic kittens,

0:46.0

welcome back to the commercial break.

0:48.0

I'm Brian Green.

0:49.0

This is the CEO of Cash Management, Chris, and Joy Hoadley.

0:52.0

Best to you, Chrissy!

0:53.2

Best of you out there in the podcast universe.

0:56.3

You're doing a terrible job, by the way.

0:58.1

Me?

0:59.1

You're fired. Cash Management.

1:00.1

Ha ha ha.

1:02.1

It just slips right out of my fingers. It does. It's just slips right out of my fingers.

1:03.4

It does.

1:04.1

It's just a wild west of podcasting.

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