T3BE75: Can I Interest You in a Lettuce Farm?

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🗓️ 26 June 2025

⏱️ 36 minutes

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0:00.0	Oh, no associate of this firm has ever failed the bar exam.
0:05.0	No kidding.
0:08.0	I just know that you were going to kick that bar's butt out of here, you know?
0:18.0	You come in here with a skull full of mush, you leave thinking like a lawyer.
0:31.4	My staff has flunked the bar exam six times.
0:37.1	You graduated from law school six years ago.
0:39.2	What have you been doing since?
0:40.4	Studying for the bar.
0:46.9	Hello and welcome to opening arguments.
0:49.2	It's Thursday.
0:51.0	That means it's time for another bar question.
0:58.6	I'm Thomas. That over there is Lydia hanging out for the intros and the shoutouts. How are you doing?
1:07.3	Hello, not participating in the bar question. Nope, you're not allowed. I'm not and that is fine by me. That is fine by me. The bar banned me. Uh-huh. Yeah, disbarred. Yikes. Some day we can tell the story.
1:12.2	No.
1:13.6	Yeah, it's Thursday.
1:19.1	That means in a moment we'll have Heather Veronini on to give us the answer to last week's question.
1:20.7	That was question 74.
1:28.4	We'll see how we all did. that right. If I got 74 right, if I get 74 right, that means I'm on a two-question streak,
1:34.1	the smallest amount of questions that can be considered a streak. So that's, you got to start somewhere, you know. So that's what I'm rooting for. And then, of course, we'll get that
1:38.4	brand new question 75. So much fun. Love Heather. Love doing this. Let's see. What else do? Does anyone need to know anything?
1:46.0	I don't know. I'm just here being the O.A. Creep. Just creeping on in like I do.
1:50.7	Okay. Creep. Can you also, while you're here, do you get some work done? Can you do, can you do any announcements?
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