Sydnee Washington: Part-Time Lesbians & Full-Time Content Creators
Berner Phone
Des Bishop
4.5 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2019
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
Comedian Sydnee Washington goes to hell to explain how she was an ugly duckling, why depression is her best friend, how she used to be a part-time lesbian, why she wants to be the hotter one in the relationship, why body positivity annoys her, how she wants assets, napping at work, why dudes don't like her, and she and Hannah do some Depression ASMR.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Hell Everyone. It's especially hot in here today because I have Sydney Washington. |
| 0:19.5 | She is a killer killer killer comedian. She's the host of the unofficial expert. Then you |
| 0:24.6 | also have a show weekly at the knitting factory 9 p.m. on Sundays. What's it called? Comedy |
| 0:30.1 | at the knit. Comedy at the knit. And thening factory that's in Brooklyn right? That place is like |
| 0:35.1 | hot. Yeah it is. It's a really good, it's a great show. It's a great venue. So you're the unofficial |
| 0:40.3 | expert. But what is something that you're actually an expert actually expert at? I think I'm an |
| 0:47.6 | expert at networking. To be honest yeah. What makes you good at that? I'm really |
| 0:58.0 | personable. I put everything out on the table really quickly so people feel like they know me. |
| 1:04.3 | But I don't even know myself. So it's fine. It's true. I mean I'm very easy to get along with. So |
| 1:10.3 | when I network it doesn't feel like I'm networking. It just feels like I'm just being me. I think |
| 1:14.9 | that's so important even to put into dating. It's like first date you put that shit out there. |
| 1:19.4 | You let them know. You let them know what's up. And then it's either going to be a great long term |
| 1:25.5 | thing or if it's not meant to be you don't want to connect with people who don't connect with you. |
| 1:29.9 | Networking or sexually or friend wise. So I think you're smart. That's what I do you know. And I |
| 1:37.5 | would say over the years I've made a lot of really good friends. I'm also know that a lot of |
| 1:45.8 | them is drifting off because of comedy. But I would say for the most part I'm really good at |
| 1:51.4 | having everlasting relationships with individuals. How do you think comedy is negatively affected |
| 1:56.8 | your relationships? I mean I'm just becoming narcissists. It's self-aware. I'm self-aware and |
| 2:04.3 | I'm always promoting something and that's not what normal people do. That's not what civilians do. |
| 2:09.2 | They live in the moment. And so I'm constantly like come to a show. Oh I'm doing this. I just |
| 2:16.4 | got this audition. And you know unless I'm talking about babies or marriage. No more women don't |
| 2:23.1 | want to hear that shit. Because you you're from New York City right? Yes. Where originally? New York. |
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