SWE: Sex Ed With Emily

Sex With Emily

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.3 • 6.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2012

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Emily and her mother are spending the weekend together at a spa in Sonoma. Emily dedicated her book, Hot Sex: Over 200 Things You Can Try Tonight to her mother and Menace isn't sure what to make of it.Why you might be able to blame your mattress for the horrible sex you've been having. How to strengthen your penis and how to go organic and orgasmic with Hot Rawks aphrodisiacs. Gaydar is proved by science and a poll shows people really want their significant other to cook. Emily has horrible Gaydar and doesn't cook. Oh well.Should you stay friends with your ex's and people you've slept with when you're in a serious relationship? Emily's going to Mexico with the guy she's currently dating and her ex.Emily is your sex ed teacher and shares everything they should have taught you in High School, from female masturbation to how to spot a douchebag. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey Evelyn! You got a boyfriend? Because my man E here, he just got his heart broken, he thinks you're kind of cute.
0:21.0	The girls gotta understand, it's a lie.
0:23.0	The women know about shrinkage.
0:25.0	Isn't it common knowledge? What do you mean like laundry? It shrinks.
0:27.0	Can we not talk about sex so much?
0:29.0	Are you kidding me?
0:30.0	Oh my god, I want to feel so drunk.
0:33.0	Being bad feels pretty good.
0:34.0	You know Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with.
0:37.0	You're listening to Sex with Emily.
0:39.0	We're talking about sex, relationships, and everything in between.
0:42.0	Happy Friday everyone.
0:44.0	Happy Friday.
0:45.0	And a very exciting day.
0:47.0	It's, uh, uh, you forgot to say we're going to be talking about boners.
0:51.0	Oh we are?
0:52.0	Yeah.
0:53.0	Oh, you're boner?
0:54.0	We're just boners in general.
0:55.0	We're going to talk about boners. If you got a good boner story, did you get a boner and appropriately today or something?
1:00.0	Uh, no, I did not.
1:01.0	Okay.
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