SWE: Sex Addict

Sex With Emily

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.2 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2012

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Emily has a perfect weekend, bike riding and wine tasting with her mom in Sonoma. Someone is getting married in Sonoma and Emily’s mom wants her to walk down the abandoned aisle because she’s worried she won’t see it in real life.Mark Zuckerberg tied the knot and waited seven years to change his relationship status on Facebook. Emily is following Zuckerberg’s lead while Menace thinks that not changing your relationship status means you’re keeping your options open. Also, Menace wears female deodorant and Emily thinks approves. Why not?Pheromones parties with your dirty t-shirt, the Vamp vibrator that shimmers in the sunlight like Edward Cullen, and the video game that gives you a free vibrator.How War of Warcrafts can destroy your sex life and how to tell if you're addicted to sex or just really, really like it.

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0:00.0	I
0:03.4	Look into his eyes
0:06.1	Then the eyes of a man obsessed by sex
0:09.6	Eyes that lock our secret institutions
0:12.8	Betrubized they call them in a bike on me. Hey, Evelyn
0:16.4	You got a boyfriend because my man E here. He just got his heart broken. He thinks you're kind of cute
0:20.5	The girls got to understand. It's a lie. The women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common knowledge? What do you mean like laundry?
0:26.3	It shrinks and we not talk about sex so much. Are you kidding me?
0:29.8	Oh my god, I'm off here. I'm so
0:32.5	Being bad feels pretty good. You know Emily's not the kind of girl you just play good
0:36.9	You're listening to sex with Emily. We're talking about sex relationships and everything in between
0:42.4	Thanks everyone for listening to this show. You can check out more at sex with Emily calm
0:46.2	We've got tons of podcasts there that you can listen to and all the sex information you need to have better sex
0:52.3	Happy Wednesday
0:54.1	It's a good day. It's hump day. I hope you all hump today or do something that makes you happy a lot of hunting
0:59.4	What's going on? I'm good. I'm good. I had a great weekend in Sonoma with my mom
1:04.4	We went my mom came to visit from Michigan and she wanted to take me with my birthday
1:08.0	Which is coming up in a few weeks and so we went to Sonoma mission in in spa, which is
1:13.5	Beautiful and we went did went went bike riding one day and went wine tasting and got a little buzz when two wineries
1:20.5	We were just going to four but we only made it to because we're not big drinkers in my family
1:24.5	I know but I saw your Instagram. They had
1:27.6	Gigantic wine glasses. Gigantic wine glasses. I know they're bigger than my head
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