This is the 911 Colors podcast with the operator and his senior assistant, Jack Lonella.

I need my money delivered by one on our officer. Otherwise, I'll deliver it.

Hey operator. Hey Lonella. Hey, I don't know why I said hey first there that might have messed everything up. It did.

Okay. Hey, I just had a question for you. Did you when I was getting ready for this episode? Did you

used to do print calls? Yeah. Yeah. I see. You seem like you'd be good at it. Yeah, you'd think. But

then I watched like crank anchors or something like that and I'm like, that's brilliant. I, I, something, like as a kid,

I wasn't as good because my dad joke game wasn't apex now if I do print calls, I'd be a lot better I think. Oh,

you'd be good. I think I'm really good. I probably, but now I'm an adult so it, you know, it's actually I think a felony. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Like I just,

we were, my friends would try, we would all do it and some of us were good at it. Usually the meaner kids were

not to say your mean or anything. Yeah. But they, they were really good at it. I have a, I feel really

uncomfortable leading somebody in a direction that's not real like wasting their time. I feel really bad

about that. Like even if it's funny to us, I always felt like, man, this is really mean. Like I, my ladies friend

when they were, when they were kids, he was gay. He wasn't banging or nothing. I like, I made sure about that.

Would you tell me the story? I want to hear it unless the guy's almost sexual. Okay. And he was. She probably made that up because I was

holding her on the ground by her throat. But anyways, all joking. Her and her friend, they used to crank

call this one particular guy and I think that he had something going on up top that wasn't so hot. You know,

something's going on. And it was a little, he was a little off. So he was an older guy too. And they

led him along for I think it was two years. And we call him almost every single day and like get him

to meet them places and they would just watch him stand around waiting for them and then he'd go back home. And he just

kept on when she told me this, I was like, you're going to hell. It wasn't me. It was like, yeah, he was really

going to it. And we were keeping this guy going to entertain and stuff. She probably made it me for even

telling the story. But that kind of thing, I could see how it would be hilarious. And they were very

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