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911 Calls Podcast

Christopher Lives in Florida • Can't Hider Spider

911 Calls Podcast

11:59 Media

True Crime, Documentary, Society & Culture

4.85K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

We have uncut, two-hour-long versions of every 911 Calls episode over on Patreon. And the uncut version of this one, was a doozy!

But anyway, we head back to Florida for this one - so you KNOW that it's gonna be a weird ride. Plus we learn how big a spider can be.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is the 911 close-up guest with the operator and his senior assistant, Jack Lonella.

0:20.0

He's up for it! Please come here quickly! She's up really cold! Come on, I can't hear you!

0:30.0

Sir, stop yelling at me!

0:42.0

Oh, hi, Luna!

0:44.0

Hey, how you doing?

0:46.0

Great! Everything is just good. So good.

0:52.0

Good. Good.

0:54.0

Hey, I got the question for you.

0:56.0

Sure.

0:57.0

What do you think is probably the amount of alcohol that you would have to drink to cause death?

1:04.0

For me personally?

1:06.0

Sure, and then we'll pontificate on...

1:10.0

Alright. Yeah. Well beer, I mean, it's still up for debate. What amount of beer will kill me?

1:18.0

We don't know that number yet. I haven't found it. I'm trying.

1:22.0

I'm trying to figure it out, but I can't find it. But when it comes to liquor, I assume, you know, if I chuged to 26 of vodka,

1:34.0

I'd probably be in real trouble. But beer, I can drink for a long period of time, apparently.

1:40.0

Okay. Also, I think part of it has to do with how long it takes to consume a certain amount of alcohol.

1:48.0

You can only drink so quickly. So that's a factor.

1:56.0

So I did find a little bit of information. The first bit of information, two problems with it. One, it made...

2:04.0

It put everything into grams and kilograms, which is I believe the queen's space metrics.

2:10.0

I don't understand those things. So I could not calculate. I tried. I googled, you know, kilograms to pounds.

2:17.0

I got lost in the shuffle, but so... But I kept this research part in because of how funny the information was.

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