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The Book Pile

Swan Song, by Robert R. McCammon

The Book Pile

Kellen Erskine and David Vance

Comedy, Arts, Books

4.8598 Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2024

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

A magic girl (barely), a sociopath boy who thinks he's a knight, a strong guy who got fired from wrestling, and a bad guy with a mouth where his ear should be but only sometimes, I know this sounds made up . . . and it is, it's all made up in this book. Also there's an apocalypse, but that was probably obvious. * JOIN OUR PATREON for bonus episodes and exclusive clips of Kellen's stand up! https://www.patreon.com/TheBookPile * If you want to read/listen to Swan Song and support the podcast in...

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0:00.0

What if after World War III the Earth became a scorched wasteland stuck in perpetual nuclear winter,

0:06.2

and those who survived roamed the planet in little armies, and the devil was among them,

0:10.6

but he mostly just sort of hung out in the Midwest.

0:13.9

And there was one little girl who might be able to restore everything due to her inexplicable magic powers.

0:19.9

Today's book won the Bram Stoker Award in

0:22.5

1987. And true story, it's the only year that I guess there was a dead tie because he won

0:28.9

alongside Stephen King's misery. Because everyone loves to know that they are number one alongside

0:36.0

someone else. This is Swan Song by Robert McKammon.

0:41.4

And this is The Bookpile.

0:44.0

A podcast about the best of books and the worst of books.

0:47.0

If this is your first time to the podcast, welcome,

0:49.2

and maybe suggest checking out our back catalog of over 180 episodes with as many books.

0:56.7

Or should I say almost as many books?

0:59.5

Because some of them have repeated with some recent episodes that I've reissued

1:03.2

because they are just that good.

1:06.0

I'm Kalan Erskine.

1:07.3

I'm a comic, a father, and someone who recently got back from doing a week of shows in Canada

1:12.6

where I didn't see any swans, but plenty of geese, which was confusing because I live in California

1:20.3

by a little lake that also currently has geese. And I thought that all those birds were only

1:27.3

supposed to be in one of those

1:28.8

places at a time. As per our new usual, my co-host David Vance is off this week, scooping coins

1:36.2

out of wishing wells to support his chewing tobacco addiction. But he'll be back next week when we

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