Kellan, picture a TV episode named The Hunger Games.

What's the plot if it's an episode of Sesame Street?

I just immediately saw Big Bird on the biggest rotating spit.

I can't believe Big Bird treats those other animals as peers.

He could destroy.

He should be their God.

Hey,

He's about a hunger game games fought by the ruthless winners of previous

hunger games. And, Kellyn, don't you wish that with all those killers, they still put in like

one child? And this is the bookpile. A podcast about the best of books and the worst of books.

We'll soon find out which one today's is.

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I'm Kalinerskin.

I'm a comic, a father.

And the last thing that I caught on fire wasn't exactly a revolution against tyranny, but close.

I got this type of baking flour that wasn't as heat resistant as I thought it would be.

I got up to put in this pizza recipe.

So then I put the pizza in the pizza oven and the dough caught fire, so we had burnt pizza, but I like to think.

Did you go throw it at a starving girl?

I like to think it's similar to, you know, like the Boston Tea Party.

But instead of tea, it was just my own pizza that I destroyed.

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