Suzie Toot As Tootsie Scooter On The Kelly Mantle Show!

The Kelly Mantle Show

Kelly Mantle & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

5.0 • 578 Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2026

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Suzie Toot a.k.a. Tootsie Scooter shuffle ball changes her way into The Kelly Mantle Studio! We talk about tapping in Morse Code on cruise ships! That Elder Orphan Annie lady! Fiddler On The Roof at Mar-A-Lago!? Performing for the troops! Inside The Actor's Studio! A queer Sweet Charity! Her Mom! Liza! Pop Rocks! And telling RuPaul "No" and other thoughts about her time on that show! And so much more! Kelly IG: @kellymantle Kelly TikTok: @thekellymantle Suzie Toot IG: @suzie.toot Suzie Toot TikTok: @suzietoot John Mark IG: @johnmarkcreative Tickets to Kelly Mantle Live in Boise, Idaho: https://dice.fm/event/3owxl8-the-kelly-mantle-show-live-28th-mar-balcony-boise-tickets Kelly Mantle Merch: https://kellymantle.myshopify.com/collections/all Join Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/KellyMantle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.
0:03.2	Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.
0:05.9	Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.
0:08.6	And this is the Kelly Mantle show.
0:11.7	Won't you come inside, the Kelly Mantle studio? Do you know I never know where I am, but I always end up where I'm supposed to be?
0:31.6	Isn't that musical of me?
0:34.6	The other day, I went to Broadway to see a play with the ghost of Tammy Faye, Baker.
0:40.3	Thankfully, later, she found out that all those grifters were faker than forsakers before she passed away.
0:48.3	And she still had those eyes, the eyes of Tammy Faye, that you could see from a million miles away,
0:57.4	the way they would blink, blink, and light up the stage with her jazz hands and her top hat
1:03.1	and cane, and a staircase that descends into a grand entrance before the curtain call ends.
1:13.0	And I stood up and I screamed,
1:14.6	Thank you, Tammy Faye!
1:17.8	And everyone looked at me like I was insane.
1:23.2	And that's when I realized it was Jessica Chastain.
1:26.9	And then I vomited.
1:30.7	Welcome to the Kelly Mantle show.
1:34.5	Won't you come inside the Kelly Mantle studio?
1:37.3	She always wanted her name in the papers,
1:41.7	and now she's tap dancing to the top of skyscrapers,
1:47.3	delivering the Gettysburg Address in Morse Code, and serving the golden age of apple pie and America a la mode. Ladies and gentle then, she's so darn cute. Give it up for
1:56.9	Tootsie Scooter, I mean Susie Toot. Yay!
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