Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

And this is the Kelly Mantle show.

Won't you come inside the Kelly Mantle Studio? Do you know I never know where I am, but I always end up where I'm supposed to be?

Isn't that unusual of me? I was always an unusual girl. My mother told me I had a

chameleon soul. No moral campus pointing due north, no fixed personality, just an inner indecisiveness

that was as wide and wavering as the ocean. And if I said I didn't plan for it

to turn out this way, I'd be lying because I was born to be a woman who belonged to no one,

who belonged to everyone, who had nothing, who wanted everything. with a fire for every experience and an obsession

for freedom that terrified me to the point that I couldn't even talk about it, and pushed

me to a nomadic point of madness that both dazzled and dizzyed me.

And then I vomited.

Welcome to the Kelly Mantle show.

Won't you come inside the Kelly Mantle studio?

John Mark, I saw that you brought your factor meals to the break room fridge today.

Welcome to the party.

Honestly, I've been loving factor meals. No prep, no

stress, and I feel amazing. Good for you. No more ice coffees and tears for lunch then.

Okay. Why do factor meals taste so good? What are they hiding?

Uh, seasoning, Kelly. They're hiding seasoning.

You're glowing, and I don't like it.

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