Hello, welcome to five brilliant things with me, Russell Howard.

Today on the show we've got a stand-up comedian.

You might have seen her on one of her five sell-out runs in Edinburgh.

You might have caught her on live of the Apollo or heard a hit podcast like-minded

friends. It's Susie Ruffle and these are her five brilliant things.

So nice to see you again. Nice to see you.

I like your name.

You like my...

Susie Ruffle. Yes, that's it. Russell Howard. It feels like both of us... Yeah, it kind of works, yeah. It feels like sort of there's shaking in both of our names. There is. I like that. A Ruffle and Russell. Yeah, that's good. Someone once asked me if I'd change my name to make it like raffle, you know, like roll on the floor laughing.

And I was like, absolutely not. I don't think that, I think I've been doing sound up too long for that to have been in the vernacular. But that feels like that's someone's TikTok handle, doesn't it? Yes. Susie Ruffle. Yes. And she does stuff every day.

And it always ends with you rolling on the floor laughing. Yeah. Like no one. Is that an idea? Can I write that down? No one ever has. Did you want to have that? No, I have it. But the only person to my knowledge that's rolled on the floor laughing is Homer. Yeah. From the Simpsons. Do you know what I mean? it really gets on the back and gives it a jiggle.

That's about it.

I can't think of anyone else that's rolled on the floor and laughed. So, you know the point of the show. It's called Five Brilliant Things. I'm a fan of the pod. I'm delighted to be here. Well, thanks for coming on. Let's start. What is your first brilliant thing? So my first thing. My first brilliant thing. For the benefit of the people at home, she's removing jewellery.

I'm removing a necklace.

So you can hear it. So it's a fish.

Susie Rattle. Yeah.

Yeah, there you go. I would have that.

So it's a fish, but it sort of moves.

It's like on little hinges.

And I'll pass it across to you.

Thank you.

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