Sushi and Diet Coke

Cashing in with T.J. Miller

T.J. Miller, Cash Levy, Myles Lasco

Comedy, Stand-up, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2013

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Cash and TJ talk about the 4th of July, holiday re-shuffling, pre-trivializing, sex riddles, lockbox pockets, vitamin pill wards, ancient aqueducts, brass knuckles, closet wallets, outdoor candelabras, foldable bicycles, trapper keepers, and Underoos, and ask the question, "Are parties going out of style?" Listen to this watershed episode after lighting an eternal sparkler, and then matriculate down the waterfront. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today's episode is brought to you by a stand-up direct, a new platform that offers unlimited streams and downloads of uncut uncensored commercial-free stand-up specials for five dollars.
0:10.0	There's a lot of great specials to choose from including Chris Hardwick's Mandroid and
0:14.5	TJ Miller's no real reason. I've heard he's a really funny guy too that
0:19.0	TJ Miller so check it out.
0:20.7	Now entering Nurdist.com.
0:27.0	Answering Nurdist.com.
0:30.0	Answering the questions you don't have.
0:35.0	Deep conversations in the shallow end.
0:40.0	Two men with lots of ideas and less than an hour.
0:46.0	Intelligent-ish.
0:52.0	This is caching in with T. Hey, T. J? Yeah, what are you doing in the hospitals?
1:07.0	Hey, TJ? Yeah. What are you doing in the hospitals?
1:14.0	Uh, I'm going into the ward, into the sparkler ward.
1:17.0	I got to...
1:18.0	I just came from the sparkler.
1:20.0	Are you serious? Yeah.
1:21.0	Oh, I got a sparkler jammed and I I swallowed a sparkler.
1:23.4	Were you just in there?
1:24.8	Hey Cash, yeah.
1:26.2	Sameses.
1:27.2	Are you serious?
1:28.2	I also swallowed a sparkler.
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