Nerd Burglar

Cashing in with T.J. Miller

T.J. Miller, Cash Levy, Myles Lasco

Comedy, Stand-up, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2013

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Cash and TJ talk about the cruise debacle, drive-through humor, mood-altering substances, dog vomit, sea world, tic-tacs, fake IDs, captain Ahab, facial wraps, the industrial revolution, whale watching, criminals at Kinko's, and ask the question, "Why are their no tea table books?" Read this episode on a piece of papyrus paper while wearing a rubberized jumpsuit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Now entering Nerist.com.
0:05.0	Nertist.com.
0:08.0	Answering the questions you don't have.
0:15.0	Deep conversations in the shallow end.
0:20.0	Two men with lots of ideas and less than an hour.
0:25.6	Intelligent-ish.
0:27.0	This is caching in with T.J. Miller. Oh, oh, honey, honey, what's that, what's that sound out there?
0:59.6	Oh my God, I'm gonna have to go check it out, because I'm the man in the house.
1:07.0	I don't know.
1:08.0	Yeah, no, I don't know if you've noticed, but I'm the one that's supposed to go and check things.
1:12.0	Stop parking with me.
1:15.0	I'm gonna go out and check it out, even though it's scary.
1:17.0	Even though I might die out there,
1:19.0	I'm gonna go out and defend her family.
1:21.0	Do we have like a stick or like a maybe like a something attached to a key?
1:28.2	You know like those keys are attached to like a big ladle that kind of thing maybe I can hit him with it.
1:32.4	Hmm? I wish you would a big ladle that kind of thing they can hit him with it.
1:33.0	I wish you would talk at night.
1:36.0	It's just like you only talk in the daytime and I don't know what to do.
1:39.0	I go ahead and hear it.
1:40.0	I just found a key from an old bathroom.
1:42.0	It's from a coffee shop, it has a giant ladle on it.
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