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Handel On The Law

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Handel On The Law

KFI AM 640

News

4.3879 Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2019

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Handel takes your calls, offering the best possible, yet completely marginal legal advice.

Transcript

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0:00.0

And good morning on a Saturday.

0:19.0

Oh yes, it's going to be hot today.

0:22.5

Oh, hot, hot, hot.

0:24.3

It's going to be hot, but not a schvitz.

0:26.2

So there will be no humidity today, no schvitzing today, but it's going to be sweating.

0:32.0

I got in the car, how many minutes ago, maybe half an hour ago, and it was already, I think, 69 degrees. And when it's

0:39.3

69 degrees, early, you know it's going to be hot. Hot, but not a schvitz. That is correct.

0:45.5

800 5201534. That's the number for legal advice. 800 5201534. And lines are are open always at the top of the hour. We have lines. And occasionally,

1:00.7

either we have lines that are open or we're jammed already. So you can guess how many lines we have open.

1:12.5

All right?

1:13.0

Let me tell you how many lines are all ready on my screen.

1:20.2

None.

1:21.3

None.

1:22.0

We have lines that are open.

1:25.7

So don't bitch and moan to me.

1:28.3

Oh, I couldn't get through, Bill.

1:30.1

I've been trying 800 5201534.

1:35.2

Fair enough.

1:37.3

This is Handel on the Law.

1:40.1

Marginal legal advice, where I tell you,

1:42.3

you have absolutely no case.

1:46.4

Oh, yeah.

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