Supplementary Material 42: Chimpanzee Testicles, Home Alone Statistics, and Influencer Research

Decoding the Gurus

Christopher Kavanagh and Matthew Browne

Science, Society & Culture, Social Sciences, Leisure

4.2 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2026

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

We dig deep into the online world to DO OUR OWN RESEARCH and return with horrors never dreamt of by man.

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Supplementary Material 42

00:00 Introduction

11:13 Rogan and Shane Gillis on Nick Fuentes vs Piers Morgan

17:49 Jimmy Carr's Physics Insights

24:00 The comedian shuffle

25:12 Andrew Huberman teams up with Goop!

30:41 Huberman injects his dog with testosterone.

32:09 Bryan Johnson and the secret longevity of the penis

35:41 The Science Behind Huberman's Careful Product Endorsements

39:48 The Statistics of Home Alone

41:22 Bryan Johnson's Love Tweet

46:24 Bryan Johnson's horrible treatment of his ex-fiancée

51:30 Andrea Botez and Influencer Health Research

57:41 Bespoke Treatments with Medical AIs

01:04:28 Self-Research, Stock Picking, and Gambling

01:07:47 Health Systems and their imperfections

01:12:37 Doing Your Own Research...

01:17:38 Matt's Content Recommendations

01:20:45 Outro

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0:00.0	Hello. Hello and welcome to Decoding the Guru.
0:27.6	Supplementary Material Edition, 2026, first of the year episode edition.
0:35.6	That's what's there.
0:36.6	There's a psychologist sitting across from me looking
0:41.1	not 100%. We'll see why Matthew Brown there. And staring back at me for my own monitors,
0:48.2	my own ugly mug, Chris Kavna, and for Apollosite slash psychologists, mostly psychologists these days, but
0:57.0	you know, whatever.
0:58.4	What am I?
0:59.2	What am I?
1:00.3	What are?
1:00.7	You're sick and tired.
1:02.2	That's what you are.
1:03.1	You're sick.
1:03.7	I'm sick and tired.
1:05.2	That's right.
1:05.7	I have a heck of a voice at the best of times, but now I've got like a gravelly or one because I'm
1:14.4	dealing with a man called, ah, it's, uh, the worst kind of cold. You're not allowed to talk.
1:24.4	Can I just say, I know that women, women, they also get calls like, we got to, what is my
1:30.5	uncle doing the women?
1:34.3	Yeah.
1:35.5	I got sick to my family came back from Japan and they brought back.
1:40.7	Exotic land.
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