Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable, a wood-elf production with your hosts, Bob, Mark and Wade.

This week, the Menager Twarre propound and astound, with tales of things that go hump in the night.

Sorry, that's bump in the night. The Supernatural!

Please, go dialoins, and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome to the Distractable Podcast. Here we discuss anything that interests us and compete to see who can bring the most captivating stories to the table.

Whoever brings the most interesting story, as judged by me, will be declared the winner of the podcast and will earn the right to host next week's episode and play the role of Judge.

Today, I'm joined by Bob Meisken's- Oh, by the way, I'm Mark. Hi. Hello.

You interrupted my intro with your intro, but that's okay. I'm here too, it's me.

Okay, well, fair play then. And Wade Barnes.

Hey guys, how's it going?

It's good, are you talking to us or the audience? Oh.

Yes.

It's kind of an eat- either or- It was vague enough to be applicable to both to make everyone feel welcome and included.

Wow, this is- this is some great small talk, guys.

Um, um, Chinese-

Keep doing the thing. Yeah, keep-

We-

Keep setting it up. Let's go.

Yeah, I've moved on immediately.

Okay, all right. Cool then.

Uh, uh, uh, uh,

Per International Distractable Standard Stories will be judged primarily on the content of said stories. However, bonus points may be awarded for things like creative titles,

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