Good evening, gentle listener and welcome to Distractable, a wood-elf production with your hosts Wade, Mark and Bob.

This week, the tenacious tried tantalize and terrify, with high rates toward that most troubling, fake technology.

Please control it, Timmerousness, and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome to Distractable.

Here we discuss anything that interests us and kind of vaguely compete to see you can bring the most captivating stories to the table,

or spin the craziest pile of bull honky you can imagine.

Whoever brings the best story has judged by me, the host, and winner,

which is really a step so, just to tout that a little bit, will be declared today's winner.

And we'll end right to host next week's episode.

I have complete autonomy in judging this.

I may or may not give you points.

I may or may not give checks and minuses.

And I have my own system, and it is secret.

And you don't get to know.

And who am I judging today?

Me.

Well, you probably know.

But as always, join by Mark and Wade.

Hey guys.

One of those is me.

Hello.

Hi.

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