What if I told you there was a place on this earth that is full of so much sorrow, misery,

it's expensive, it's crowded, it's overpopulated, the food is unhealthy, the sun is beating down

on you and you feel like you are dying.

Are you thinking of America in general?

Correct, but I'm talking about a place more specific.

I'm talking about Super Mario World, the theme park.

You might think this is a little over the top, then, to make a 30 minute video about

how Universal Studios sucks, it's not over the top.

I've been thinking about this, it's been boiling in my brain.

Ever since I stepped foot in that wretched place and I'm here to warn you all to never

make the same mistake that I did and to never go there.

And I'm going to tell you exactly why, exactly why it is a terrible place, even though

it looks like this bubbly paradise of mushrooms and fucking Mario and his dumbass brother Luigi.

I'm getting too mad.

Let's get into this right after this quick break.

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