Super Bowl Food Doesn't Exist

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Larry, Booze, Home, Comedy, Prarie, Jean, Garrison, Keillor, Shepherd, Improv, Drunk, Miller, Companion, Hangovers, Guffman

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2013

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Larry laments that there the Super Bowl doesn't have any purpose-made novelty foods, like the rest of American holidays. That's right, we're calling it a holiday. Larry is also unimpressed by too many replays or the fact that the Harbaugh brothers are brothers. We have one of the best Poetry Corner segments so far. Quote of the week: "Get your own show."

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0:00.0	This is a chorola digital.
0:07.0	This is Corolla Digital.
0:11.0	House in, This was This week on Allison Rosen is your new best friend, Melissa Stettin.
0:19.0	See I just feel like I have no relationship to my own relative sexiness because people will like I have no idea
0:26.3	when I appear sexy and when I don't I know things based on what I'm wearing but yeah sure
0:32.4	I just like that's know I'm not a
0:33.9	I can't ratchet it up especially not in an audition or anything no I can do it at
0:40.8	a Hot Pocket's audition recently.
0:43.2	Oh, you gotta be sexy for Hot Pocket.
0:45.1	But they want to be the sexy girl who like comes up to a guy.
0:48.7	The commercial's airing right now
0:50.6	where the girl like grabs the hot pocket out of his mouth and is like mmm this is hot.
0:55.6	Have I really seen that?
0:56.6	Yeah, you see I had audition to be that girl and I had to do that in the audition and
1:00.2	it was one of the most embarrassing things I've ever done.
1:03.7	So you had to grab it out of his mouth and say,
1:05.9	this is hot?
1:06.9	Mmm, this is hot.
1:09.3	But you didn't go.
1:10.0	I went, mmm, this is hot.
1:13.3	Subscribe to Allison Rosen is your new best friend on iTunes.
1:17.2	Or go to Allison Rosen.com, only from Corolla Digital. Allison's your new best friend.
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