This candle's making like a cartoon bomb noise, like the wick going.

Is it like one of those wooden wicked ones?

No, it's not.

I don't know why it's a very simple candle.

I don't know why those like popped off in popularity.

Yeah, and why they're so much more expensive yeah

it's a noisy candle who the fuck needs it's a can it just makes too much noise it makes actual

smoke it's like print candles you put on a cake to fuck with someone how about we put those in your

house for comfort fuck you big candle cor Yeah, I don't get it.

This is a very special episode.

Yeah, this is episode 100 of the Forehead Fables podcast.

We have nothing planned.

If you were expecting something big, here's your moment right now. I'm going to tell

you. And if I could, I will blame it on my mom. I will ride this as long as I can.

You got three more months. Morning. This is going to, this is like when Kanye lost his mom.

This is going to affect me for years.

Okay, so.

Yeah, don't, don't expect me to smile ever again or anything.

By the way, I think I'm expected to speak at the funeral and I'm not looking forward to that.

Believe it or not, public speaking is not a strong suit of mine.

I had to speak at a funeral when I was a kid and it was very awkward.

As a kid?

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