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Sunday Papers with Greg and Mike 5/31/2026 | Greg Fitzsimmons

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2026

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Subscribe to Greg Fitzsimmons: https://bit.ly/subGregFitz Greg Fitzsimmons and Mike Gibbons are back with another Sunday Papers. Mike finally finishes Stoner and has some thoughts, Greg gets emotional over a Jeff Buckley documentary, and the guys dive into mountain lion encounters, Tom Jones family lore, Trump's proposed dollar bill, alligators with permanent erections, a dog that somehow fired a shotgun, the upcoming UFC event at the White House, and much more. Plus: Boston stories, Disney Bucks, celebrity gossip, ethical dilemmas, Terry Fox, Stonewall, George Foreman memories, and a fresh batch of Onion headlines and listener-submitted funnies. Sponsor Links Quo Try Quo for free plus 20% off your first six months: https://quo.com/papers This show is produced by Gotham Production Studios and part of the Gotham Network. https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com/studios/ Follow Greg Fitzsimmons: Facebook: https://facebook.com/FitzdogRadio Instagram: https://instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Twitter: https://twitter.com/gregfitzshow Official Website: http://gregfitzsimmons.com Tour Dates: https://bit.ly/GregFitzTour Merch: https://bit.ly/GregFitzMerch “Dear Mrs. Fitzsimmons” Book: https://amzn.to/2Z2bB82 “Life on Stage” Comedy Special: https://bit.ly/GregFitzSpecial Listen to Greg Fitzsimmons: Fitzdog Radio: https://bit.ly/FitzdogRadio Sunday Papers: http://bit.ly/SundayPapersPod Childish: http://childishpod.com Watch more Greg Fitzsimmons: Latest Uploads: https://bit.ly/latestGregFitz Fitzdog Radio: https://bit.ly/radioGregFitz Sunday Papers: https://bit.ly/sundayGregFitz Stand Up Comedy: https://bit.ly/comedyGregFitz Popular Videos: https://bit.ly/popGregFitz About Greg Fitzsimmons: Mixing an incisive wit with scathing sarcasm, Greg Fitzsimmons is an accomplished stand-up, an Emmy Award winning writer, and a host on TV, radio and his own podcasts. Greg is host of the popular “FitzDog Radio” podcast (https://bit.ly/FitzdogRadio), as well as “Sunday Papers” with co-host Mike Gibbons (http://bit.ly/SundayPapersPod) and “Childish” with co-host Alison Rosen (http://childishpod.com). A regular with Conan O’Brien and Jimmy Kimmel, Greg also frequents “The Joe Rogan Experience,” “Lights Out with David Spade,” and has made more than 50 visits to “The Howard Stern Show.” Howard gave Greg his own show on Sirius/XM which lasted more than 10 years. Greg’s one-hour standup special, “Life On Stage,” was named a Top 10 Comedy Release by LA Weekly. The special premiered on Comedy Central and is now available on Amazon Prime, as a DVD, or a download (https://bit.ly/GregFitzSpecial). Greg’s 2011 book, Dear Mrs. Fitzsimmons (https://amzn.to/2Z2bB82), climbed the best-seller charts and garnered outstanding reviews from NPR and Vanity Fair. Greg appeared in the Netflix series “Santa Clarita Diet,” the Emmy-winning FX series “Louie,” spent five years as a panelist on VH1’s “Best Week Ever,” was a reoccurring panelist on “Chelsea Lately,” and starred in two half-hour stand-up specials on Comedy Central. Greg wrote and appeared on the Judd Apatow HBO series “Crashing.” Writing credits include HBO’s “Lucky Louie,” “Cedric the Entertainer Presents,” “Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher,” “The Man Show” and many others. On his mantle beside the four Daytime Emmys he won as a writer and producer on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” sit “The Jury Award for Best Comedian” from The HBO Comedy Arts Festival and a Cable Ace Award for hosting the MTV game show "Idiot Savants." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

life's ephemeral

0:02.6

thin as paper

0:03.8

time goes up

0:05.6

in a vapor

0:06.6

life goes fast

0:08.8

time goes slow

0:10.1

so read all about it

0:12.4

read all about it

0:15.0

Sunday

0:15.8

Sunday papers kid

0:17.3

coming from fucking Beantown

0:19.1

Boston Massachusetts

0:22.8

I've already been in a bad mood for five hours today

0:26.8

you told me to save that for the podcast I wasn't going to bore people with it

0:30.3

I didn't want you to save the bad mood I wanted you to save talking about the bad mood

0:36.7

lose the bad mood all right wanted you to save talking about the bad mood. Lose the bad mood.

0:39.0

All right.

0:39.3

What's the...

0:40.3

My father used to fucking say that to me.

0:43.0

Whenever I was being, uh, defiant in any way, he would say, lose the attitude.

0:50.3

Drop the fucking attitude.

0:51.8

And I would just look at him like, I don't know how to do that.

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