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Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 313 5/24/26

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2026

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Subscribe to Greg Fitzsimmons: https://bit.ly/subGregFitz Greg nearly retires after one week of boredom, Mike melts down on the golf course and walks off by the fifth hole, and the guys break down the Chelsea Handler roast controversy. Plus subscription regret, a coyote on the fairway, New York vs New Jersey World Cup drama, listener corrections, and another round of comic captions. Support the show and keep the lights on: Hims Weight Loss https://www.hims.com/papers Rocket Money https://rocketmoney.com/papers This show is produced by Gotham Production Studios and part of the Gotham Network. https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com/studios/ Follow Greg Fitzsimmons: Facebook: https://facebook.com/FitzdogRadio Instagram: https://instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Twitter: https://twitter.com/gregfitzshow Official Website: http://gregfitzsimmons.com Tour Dates: https://bit.ly/GregFitzTour Merch: https://bit.ly/GregFitzMerch “Dear Mrs. Fitzsimmons” Book: https://amzn.to/2Z2bB82 “Life on Stage” Comedy Special: https://bit.ly/GregFitzSpecial Listen to Greg Fitzsimmons: Fitzdog Radio: https://bit.ly/FitzdogRadio Sunday Papers: http://bit.ly/SundayPapersPod Childish: http://childishpod.com Watch more Greg Fitzsimmons: Latest Uploads: https://bit.ly/latestGregFitz Fitzdog Radio: https://bit.ly/radioGregFitz Sunday Papers: https://bit.ly/sundayGregFitz Stand Up Comedy: https://bit.ly/comedyGregFitz Popular Videos: https://bit.ly/popGregFitz About Greg Fitzsimmons: Mixing an incisive wit with scathing sarcasm, Greg Fitzsimmons is an accomplished stand-up, an Emmy Award winning writer, and a host on TV, radio and his own podcasts. Greg is host of the popular “FitzDog Radio” podcast (https://bit.ly/FitzdogRadio), as well as “Sunday Papers” with co-host Mike Gibbons (http://bit.ly/SundayPapersPod) and “Childish” with co-host Alison Rosen (http://childishpod.com). A regular with Conan O’Brien and Jimmy Kimmel, Greg also frequents “The Joe Rogan Experience,” “Lights Out with David Spade,” and has made more than 50 visits to “The Howard Stern Show.” Howard gave Greg his own show on Sirius/XM which lasted more than 10 years. Greg’s one-hour standup special, “Life On Stage,” was named a Top 10 Comedy Release by LA Weekly. The special premiered on Comedy Central and is now available on Amazon Prime, as a DVD, or a download (https://bit.ly/GregFitzSpecial). Greg’s 2011 book, Dear Mrs. Fitzsimmons (https://amzn.to/2Z2bB82), climbed the best-seller charts and garnered outstanding reviews from NPR and Vanity Fair. Greg appeared in the Netflix series “Santa Clarita Diet,” the Emmy-winning FX series “Louie,” spent five years as a panelist on VH1’s “Best Week Ever,” was a reoccurring panelist on “Chelsea Lately,” and starred in two half-hour stand-up specials on Comedy Central. Greg wrote and appeared on the Judd Apatow HBO series “Crashing.” Writing credits include HBO’s “Lucky Louie,” “Cedric the Entertainer Presents,” “Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher,” “The Man Show” and many others. On his mantle beside the four Daytime Emmys he won as a writer and producer on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” sit “The Jury Award for Best Comedian” from The HBO Comedy Arts Festival and a Cable Ace Award for hosting the MTV game show "Idiot Savants." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Greg and Mike, I'm into my farm.

0:04.0

Don't have friends so I listen alone.

0:06.0

Give me the news and the comics.

0:09.0

I'm so addicted.

0:11.0

Read all about it.

0:13.0

The last news media left.

0:17.0

CBS Radio has been canceled.

0:26.3

It's no longer airing after a hundred years or something.

0:31.0

How long do you think CBS Radio was on the air?

0:34.9

This is CBS News.

0:37.3

It's like at the top of the hour on all these. CBS.

0:38.5

CBS News radio.

0:41.4

A lot of legend.

0:42.1

It's been on for 100 years.

0:44.9

Almost 100 years.

0:47.4

Wow.

0:48.3

Yeah.

0:50.1

Unbelievable.

0:51.2

It started 1927.

0:53.6

One year short of 100 years. Oh, my God.

0:58.4

Today, well, maybe it's 100 if you count 27 and now is 26, you know,

1:03.3

20 years in business. And today's Friday last night was the last Colbert.

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