Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 92 12/5/21

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2021

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

Tons of people joining the Mile High Club in Vegas, Tucson cops put 9 bullets in a guy in a wheelchair, a British guy "slipped and fell" onto a two-inch-wide artillery shell with his asshole and a woman breastfeeds a cat on a United fight. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Here we go.
0:04.0	All right.
0:07.0	Read all about it.
0:11.0	Okay.
0:13.0	Okay.
0:16.0	Read all about it.
0:20.0	It's going to be a little hot.
0:21.0	The room is very bouncy because it's all hardwood floors
0:25.0	because it's a fancy hotel.
0:27.0	And then...
0:30.0	Let's see.
0:32.0	How do headphones work?
0:34.0	You put the L in this one, decided ahead?
0:37.0	Can you hear me?
0:38.0	Yeah.
0:39.0	Oh, wow.
0:40.0	Too good.
0:41.0	Fucking first time.
0:42.0	Forget about it.
0:43.0	All right.
0:44.0	Are you going to scream from your yurt?
0:46.0	Whatever the...
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