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Sunday Papers

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 91 11/28/21

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2021

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Some leftover stories from the week including Will Smith ejaculating until he pukes, Ghislaine’s treatment in prison, a Texas woman acting like a Florida man, and a North Korean man is sentenced to death for watching “Squid Games". Bet they do it in a fun way.  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Sunday papers. Sunday papers. Oh, shit. You wanted to get this moment, you know, you're turning on the motherfucking Sunday papers. Sunday papers, bitch. There's only one way haters.

0:09.0

If you really wanted to get this moment, you know, you're turning on the motherfucking Sunday, you're all about it.

0:13.0

He's in the streets and he shouts. Fits him and he's got the vision in the crown, bitch. But make me just sitting there with his outfit.

0:17.0

We want people listening every weekend, but a thousand. Well, who would have thought this was founded?

0:20.0

What I've got every time Michigan's on the two yard line, they're up 21 13.

0:25.0

Second and go. Let me watch this as you scream. Come on.

0:32.0

Look at that. Sophie's out the game. She took a ret. All right. We'll talk about it. Go ahead.

0:37.0

All right. Count us in. Read all about it. Read all about it.

0:43.0

Will our host be tired from trip to Fainter? Will they be energized by the race to Christmas? Read all about it.

0:49.0

Sounds like the latter. I think it'll be the latter. I'm gonna bet on the latter.

0:54.0

I still always get hung up on former and ladder. And I don't like when people say it because I have to run through former and ladder in my head every single time.

1:03.0

Oh, okay.

1:06.0

I feel like it's a good punchline to a joke like something involving a ladder.

1:11.0

Yeah, I've seen that before. I've seen that before. All right. Well, you're gonna see it again in 2022.

1:17.0

Because I'm gonna write like sneaking into a bad room. Yeah, you could take the you could take that you go through the front door window.

1:26.0

I prefer the ladder. Right. See how we did that. Happy Thanksgiving everybody. Welcome the word play.

1:34.0

Wow, Michigan game. Wow. It's exciting. All of a sudden, I'm a college football person.

1:41.0

So I'm up here in Ohio, which is amazing and gorgeous. It's north of Los Angeles. And my oldest who goes to Michigan was here.

1:50.0

She left LA on a red eye last night, flew in pre-gamed and is now in the snow at this game with 109,000 people in Michigan.

2:02.0

What's the temperature at the big house cold enough to snow? I don't know what the temperature is.

2:08.0

What's the spread and I don't mean on the game. I mean on the virus. Well, okay, so we're gonna get into that a little, but Michigan was, I guess we'll do it now.

2:18.0

Michigan was a huge concern for the CDC. I guess they went there two weeks ago because the flu.

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