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Sunday Papers

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 76 8/15/21

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2021

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

This week’s Florida Man is the entire state of Florida, and aging bikers are already stacking up in the hospitals of Sturgis, SD. Greg defends New York’s status as the greatest city in the world, and Mike tries to bleep out some inappropriate content. Follow Mike Gibbons on Instagram @GibbonsTime  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

🎵Bring drops on my rooftop, hot coffee in my cup. Got my headphones in my ears. My problems

0:13.3

disappear when I hit play. Okay. Sunday paper time. Read all about it. Read all about

0:25.6

it. Governor is going down because they're Italian. What'll happen next? Jewish

0:32.7

governor is going down for saving us some money. Come on people read all about it. Oh boy

0:38.8

that's right you're in New York. I'm in New York right now. Let me tell you

0:42.5

something. Oh yeah I want well there's a podcast I'm expecting that. Well I read

0:47.1

the New York Post every day which is my one of my favorite. It's not that I

0:50.4

couldn't read the post in Los Angeles but when I'm in New York I read the post

0:55.0

every day. It's a special quality. It really is sitting in a coffee shop getting

0:59.8

a bottomless cup of mediocre coffee. Speaking of coffee here comes my mother if

1:04.7

you're watching this on zoom you can see me on bringing me a cup of coffee like a

1:09.3

good mother. Say hi mom. And she can't hear me. She can't hear you know. He's

1:18.4

saying hi. All right. Get out of here. And she wonders why she wonders why you're

1:24.4

stunted in life. So the entire New York Posts. This is like what she greased

1:31.4

your bedsprings. I don't know for some reason I jumped to that memory. That's too

1:36.3

close. It's too. It's with that haircut. You see that fucking haircut. Who hers?

1:40.5

Yes. I can't talk. Look at my hair. I just rolled out of that. You look ridiculous.

1:45.7

All right. Now it just looks it looks like you masturbated and then you had an

1:50.8

itch on your head immediately afterwards. That's all. And I put the stuff in there.

1:55.4

Yeah. Oh, okay. That's all right. That sounds cool. That sounds hip. But this

2:03.2

Giuliani which we don't have in our script. The Giuliani story is not in the

2:06.5

script but the big joke of course. Chromo. Yeah, that's what I meant.

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