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All right Greg is going to hurt everyone's ears and three, two, whoa.

Read all about it. Live hot off the presses. The New Jersey Tribune brings you all the news you

want to read on the Sunday papers. Oh, you're in Jersey, huh? Yes, I'm in New Jersey, New Jersey.

It's, you know, it doesn't so nice they name it twice. It doesn't take long until you go, yep,

I'm in Jersey, you know, there was just a pause as you take it in. There was a, I took a taxi from

Newark and I get in and it's got the hand sanitizer in the car and it's got like a brown

crusted goo on the edge of it, like welcome to fucking Newark, New Jersey.

Well, that's the thing you have to think about is there's no dirtier, potentially dirtier spot

than the, the lever of a hand sanitizer. Right. No one with clean hands touches that.

Well, it's the same thing with a sink. If you have to use the lever to turn a sink on,

you've obviously got piss and shit on your hands because you need to wash them and then you

wash them and then you turn it off with that same handle. The inside door latch of the bathroom stall

and a public bathroom, I mean, yeah, I'm kicking that thing. Right. Right. And I'm not germ guy, but,

but if you're, if you are going to think about, you know, the virus, the virus scared me because

people were like, they're like, hey, you know, if you can smell a fart, the virus is smaller

than the particle, the air particles like in, in a fart, right. And, uh, and so they're like,

oh my god. So then you just talk about like, you know, you know, when you've, and even like in

college and bathroom stuff, where the shit smell is so thick, it's like a weather pattern,

like it's like, it's humid in the bathroom. Yeah. And like, just think about all the fecal

matter you're in, you're inhaling. Yeah. Well, yeah. And they say, um, uh, when you, when you

shit in a, in a public bathroom like that, they say that that releases a COVID, they just shit,

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