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Sunday Papers

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 59 4/18/21

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2021

⏱️ 139 minutes

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Summary

An extended length podcast where Greg admits to coming around on Khruangbin and we describe a Florida man jumping a drawbridge in a mini-van. Listener contest announced for next week! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

I like Sunday papers, but sometimes I don't want to read

0:07.0

So I get on a break in my eyes

0:12.0

Sunday papers

0:19.0

Read all about it

0:21.0

Oh geez

0:22.0

Read all about it, Prince Philip is dead

0:25.0

He wasn't the king, nobody understands why

0:28.0

He was a weird fucking system

0:31.0

He was a world famous cuck

0:34.0

He was the cuckiest

0:37.0

Alright, I see it coming, that's screaming

0:40.0

And I'm still startled every week, every week

0:43.0

How are you, Greg?

0:45.0

I'm good, I'm a little tired

0:47.0

I heard the opposite

0:49.0

What?

0:51.0

Well, just 60 seconds ago

0:55.0

You're chatting and I said, save it for the thing

0:57.0

You were talking about a miserable night of no sleep

1:01.0

My dog has...

1:03.0

Check it

1:04.0

My dog's fingernails are like three inches long

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