Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 58 4/11/21

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2021

⏱️ 136 minutes

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Summary

It’s Mike’s birthday and he celebrates by sitting alone in a closet and laughing at a man (not in FLA!) who molested an Elmo doll. NSFW. May not be safe for home either. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I love to wake up to Sunday papers
0:06.0	To Greg and Micah must be true
0:10.0	No other part of paper would do
0:14.0	You're the one that I want
0:16.0	You're the one I want Sunday
0:20.0	Read all about it
0:22.0	Read all about it Sunday papers
0:24.0	Flop it on your doorstep
0:26.0	You got a morning erection
0:28.0	You're a little hungover from last night
0:30.0	But it's time to read the paper
0:32.0	It's Greg and Mic
0:34.0	So soothing
0:36.0	Hey Mic
0:38.0	Happy birthday
0:40.0	We're going to pretend it's tomorrow
0:42.0	Well, we're recording this on Saturday as you know
0:46.0	Because our crack editing crew in St. Louis has to edit it overnight
0:52.0	All night they stay up
0:54.0	It's tough when we have no
0:56.0	Listener, hey listeners, should the listeners know
1:00.0	There's zero edits in this
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